Thursday, August 9, 2012

Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland

Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland
By Melinda DuChamp


Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also quick and careless in bed, and doesn't give Alice the attention and variety she craves. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books.


Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies.


Alice is confused and frightened and... aroused. She is bound. Teased. Spanked. Toyed. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.


This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all.
This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare...
Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is slightly longer than the Lewis Carroll version, roughly 32,000 words or 115 paper pages long. Melinda DuChamp is the pen name of someone you may know.

This is usually where I'd put a picture of the author and such well I have looked for  author info and where to find more info but there is none so good luck with that.

My Review
(My BFF can't believe I wrote a review for this book)
Ok so what do I say about this book Hmmmmm. Well first this is absolutely an 18+ years book! I got this book as an amazon freebie but the price is now $2.99. This book is obviously a spoof on one of the hottest series out there right now.It is a very erotic read and definitely not the Alice you grew up knowing and this Wonderland WOW nothing like the one I remember. This book starts off with Alice chasing a "white rabbit" down a hole. Finding and drinking a bottle labeled "drink me"  (I'm thinking it was something like a liquid spanish fly), she finds that all it does is make her breasts grow and her clothes fall off. From there the story takes her on a journey meeting very "friendly" people along the way and discovers herself in more ways than one and in so many different ways that to describe them all would make me blush. The characters and storyline are very interesting to say the least and there is alot of humor and over the top eroticism in this story. It had me saying Hmmm at times and laughing my butt off at the over the top scenes the rest of the time. At a little over 100 pages it's worth the read if you've got an hour to spare and it was a very easy, funny and interesting read.

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